I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.
1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.
MORE REASONS WHY NORWEGIAN FOREST CATS ARE THE BEST:
Norwegian forest cats are the best.
They look like little snow lions.
The colloquial term for them is “skogkatten”.
They’re also called “fairy cats” in Norway, because they’re so pretty.
They run down trees headfirst.
They’re fricking gigantic and they purr really loud.
They literally walk over snow like motherloving Legolas.
In Norse mythology, skogkatts pull the goddess Freya’s carriage.
Who doesn’t want a carriage pulled by cats?
Viking cats. End of story.
Oh what a terrible thing it appears that I haven’t reblogged these glorious beasts this year yet
Majestic vikings, and now majestic viking cats.
Mr. Webber’s Rick Deckard Blade Runner Briefcase Set.
Deckard’s Briefcase features a second lid with a “portable” VidPhone device, that doesn’t appear on the film. The rest of the Briefcase contents are props featured during the film.
Note to COSO management, cc. My Dolly Vita: should we get the legal department on this? Not sure if we want this photo of one of our Gynoid… err, ‘enforcers’… to go public just yet. However, as a pinup, it does improve morale. Get back to me when you can.
The Addams Family house is for sale! For the first time since 1924. It would be perfect for the Eldergoth Retirement Haunted Mansion.
Sadly, it’s not Modernist enough for my lad, otherwise we’d put some bids in